Rasslin' Thread

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bengal B, Dec 6, 2017.

  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I once had a job doing stuff for a guy who owned a lot of apartment complexes. One of them that I had to go to a few times had these identical twin red headed wrestlers in Mid South living there. They had Hustler centerfolds stapled to about every inch of their living room walls. One day a little girl about 5 years old who lived in the complex asked me if I had seen her kitten. A little while later I found the feline and went looking for the girl to give it to her. The Kelly Boys and their friend, a huge Asian guy who wrestled under the name of Killer Khan were hanging around the swimming pool. I asked them if they had seen the little girl and told them I wanted to give her kitten back, which I was holding. Killer Khan said, "Give it to me and I'll drown it." I don't know if he was just playing his bad guy role or if he really would have done it.
     
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  2. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

    Weird. I don't remember Killer Khan, so I had to look him up. Just judging by his (in character) looks, you probably made the right decision not to give the kitten to him.
     
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  3. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

    For years I hated Ric Flair. Absolutely hated him. After all, he kicked Sting out of the horsemen. Then I learned what kayfabe was and all that. Arn was the best horseman. He’s the only true heel I ever liked back when I was a kid. And Rick Rude.
     
  4. watson1880

    watson1880 Founding Member

    Best ever!
     
  5. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

    This is still one of the greatest skits

     
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  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I couldn't find the one where Curt Henning and the West Texas Rednecks square off with Master P and his posse.

     
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  7. watson1880

    watson1880 Founding Member

    A personal fav.
     
  8. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

    Somewhere, there is a rasslin' promoter who thought this was a good idea:
     
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  9. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

    Standby, let me dig up some Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor.
     
  10. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

    If you listen real close, you can hear the sound of Jim Cornette kicking a baby in the face

     

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