Nah dude that is sprezzaturra

That's what I use to say when he dressed in purple. He grows on you.

you think that is really her?

Well she looks like that when I stalk her with extra creepiness

Dude, you went old school with that one. Do they still make that stuff? Should be right next to the Brut correct?

He did, indeed. He had to be just a pup when that stuff was popular, so I'm wondering how he even knows about it?

and the little rascal is younger than I am.

that is her and i think she is hot.