Martin gets drunk and gets his fair share. Don't hate.

It's true the window between 5 pints and 9 pints of beer is when I am neither too shy nor too obnoxious and I slay the bitches. When I sober up things go downhill, due to my oafishness and horrifying sexism

Good job little buddy. Sheldon is slaying the bitches

That was pretty funny.....and he's not funny!

the hottest ladies i manage to charm often are when i am so drunk i have no memory of it. i find a new phone number in my phone and wonder if i had fun. its actualy kinda unnerving but i am told i am quite sweet when thoroughly destroyed. thats good to know because as you know i am often an angry and bitter fellow.

If you had to live in Dallas or Orlando, which would you choose and why?

Dallas. Always choose the bigger city and the city that is least sunny and always avoid Florida. Best citiest in America are New York Chicago and Seattle

If single, Dallas, great night life, thriving economy and a lot of people in my age range.

If married with kids, Orlando, cause Disney world.