Haven't you learned by now that British is better? Ask Hollywood, British dudes play Greeks, Romans, Jews, Arabs, everything.

I don't hate everything about America like you do. I have seen movies where Nazis had British accents. Ridiculous.

I don't hate America

Next you're gonna say neither does Obama.

ETA: I meant white America.

I'm a white American. I don't hate myself. But I would rather live in Europe. Can't get my wife to go though.

Flights are available

I know, it's a matter of getting my wife to buy in. Tell me you wouldn't want to live in a villa on the Italian coast.

Maybe she just wants you on the Italian coast? She needs that buffer!

Maybe lol

I would have thought your European destination of choice would have been Amsterdam.