Comments from Sunday's press conference

"Alright, I talked to Eddie Jones today and I expect a offer by the end of the day. Hopefully it will be a huge deal but I won't accept anything less than $6 million. They will more than likely offer me $6.2 million because I am a good coach. I plan on convincing Ricky Williams to come back and play for the Dolphins. If he goes to the Raiders instead I may pull a Mike Ditka and trade my whole entire team for him because hes got the goods (not just in football). Some people think Ricky only cares about the dough, but I've thought up of other ways to pay him. If all things go as planned I will be out of Red Stick as soon as this time tomorrow.

P.S. I plan on bringing Marino back to the NFL so he can break Manning's passing touchdown record."

I'll post the link to the press conference later on today.

No link but I found a picture...

Funny fark but OMG the editing is horrible.

Umm... I did that on purpose. :dis:

If you want me to actually try I will. :dis:

You split your infinitive Gx.

What the hell? Its supposed to be a joke.

Everyone do it with me now "HAHAHA"

About as well received here as it is on one of the Miami forums:

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=59199

:wink:

:lol: At least those guys went along with it.

Tough crowd tough crowd. :hihi:

Question: Why do that on purpose?

Also, your quote on ther Miami board

.....sounds to me like you know for sure he's going.