If I just sat still and didn't paddle I would probably float about a half mile an hour. At least that is what I was registering on the GPS last time when I took beer breaks.

So we'll factor in a 2.0 mph exaggeration speed for a total real world current flowing speed of 2.5 MPH, all guys exaggerate when it comes to physical/sexual achievements. Which would leave it up to you to paddle 4.5 MPH for 6 sustained hours......I guess it's possible.

Here is the true MRE test. Try and get all of the shit that comes out of the bag back into the bag. 20 years of eating those damn things and still haven't figured it out. It just never goes back in there all neat, always looks like a big ball of phuck after you try and mash it all back in.

Try that...only way you are getting any of that stuff back in is if your leave something out.

I have no need to exaggerate.

You know I'm picking, I know you are all gristle.....

People have called me a lot of things...gristle is not one of them

yeah I dont think calories is ever an issue.

also its not hard at all to go a couple days without eating.