http://www.tampabay.com/news/localg...-among-other-inappropriate-touching_167850592

She looks like Mr. Magoo in drag...

That's been going on in the NHL playoffs.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/1...-in-school-office-as-employees-looked-on.html

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a04f6d...b740cb9/ss_grandma-hid-his-beer-while-he.html

I'm guessing her favorite song isn't She's Got Legs.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...rage-bin-deputies-say/d9oQOudCYC2WqvFhrx5jQN/

That's what I need. One that can't run away and get help.

Be careful. She has a BB gun.

She can't cock it without falling over.

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark