You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

https://amp.tcpalm.com/amp/432210002?__twitter_impression=true

Too

Too good to be true !!! Lol

haha, I really like this thread

It is a gem

did you just find it? its been around longer than you

Nah, The Quacker has been here for a grip. Good dude

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/3...0-forcing-her-to-wear-dog-collar-for-sex.html

When I saw this story my first thought was. “It’s got to be Florida.”

Yep.

Woman marries a tree

http://myfox8.com/2018/03/28/woman-marries-100-year-old-tree-to-keep-it-from-being-cut-down/

Don't go near the water.

http://m.wafb.com/wafb/db_330682/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=sA3BgBoK

Florida woman says the wind "blew" someone else's bag of cocaine into her purse. She had no idea....

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/04/florida_woman_cocaine_wind.html#incart_m-rpt-2