Drunk possum...

http://www.nola.com/pets/index.ssf/...ssum.html#incart_2box_nola_river_orleans_news

Would that be the rally possum?

Florida mayor arrested for using dead people's handicapped parking permits.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2017/12/mayor_arrested_dead_people_han.html#incart_2box

Who voted for that bitch ??

Almost sounds like a Louisiana politician, but they're usually not tacky.

Rex

Without a doubt, multiple times

https://gizmodo.com/avoid-monkeys-in-florida-because-they-could-give-you-ki-1821963329

Killer monkey herpes

time to cut it loose