http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article95896387.html

OMG, Another Florida face eater!

Can we park the Ryan Lochte epic robbery-story-fail here? He is a Gata.

Vladimir Putin arrested at Florida supermarket

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/08/vladimir_putin_arrested_at_flo.html#incart_river_home

Police: Florida man attacks boyfriend with ramen noodles

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...nd-with-ramen-noodles/AcC05wvDx9r73hTGw02AIN/

Let the jokes begin

This should be good

Florida Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull
A roommate tells police she estimates he abused the family dog 100 times.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pit-bull-sexual-assault-charge_us_58795c93e4b09281d0eafe5c

No wonder I hate people so much. That miscreant should be put to death

I mean seriously, who does something like this

A $2.14 hummer

Chic got arrested for offering a BJ for two soft tacos from the bell