Not Florida, but.....
http://www.wcti12.com/news/police-man-urinated-in-walmart-while-stuffing-trout-down-pants/37964456

You know, there is a lot wrong with this. A lot!

Was it a one eyed trouser trout?

Better than a brown trout. Like I said, there is so much wrong with that story. Pity the person that wrote the headline.

Only Florida. I will let this one slide because it's funny. No more though

It happened at Wal-Mart. There could be a whole thread about the weirdness of the people of Wal-Mart

Then start one. I don't want my FL thread diluted with idiots from other states

Sorry, I thought a trouser trout story trumped all known rules. Florida only going forward. Got it.

I can't get mad at you pops, you do whatever the hell you want to!

Florida man masturbates with stuffed horse in Wal-Mart


http://firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse/

Ahh

Back on track