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A beautiful day in our colosseum will take you back to thrilling days of Demetrius and the Gladiators starring Victor Mature
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“Mullen’s Gator Gladiators”
by Ramah
That most certain that most sure
Mullen just is not a Victor Mature
Gators come n visit Saturday nite
Tigers feasting on gladiator plight
Trask Frankenstein’s gimpy knee
Is gonna prolong Mullen MISERY
Too damned many 3 downs n out
Give po Mullen a permanent pout
Cue Emory Jones Redshirt Fresh
He’ll get snagged in a Tiger Mesh
Too much noise inside The Valley
Fans shutin down any Gator rally
Bombs start falling in Tiger Land
Third down gun Joe’s right hand
Chains a movin’ Tigers on prowl
Joe hits quick six, 100,000 howl
Poor CaCa he so fraid of Mullen
A life Florida fearful sad n sullen
Hiding under his sofa watchin tv
Fearin Gator 4th quarter victory
First Quarter ends fourteen zip
Joe’s mad curling his upper lip
His Tigers should’ve scored 21
Joey Dimes geaux getcha gun
Breaks here n’ there, Florida 3
FGs can’t cure Mullen’s Misery
Joe pick em apart for all to see
Halftime score’s twenty-eight-3
Corso fappin to girls so Golden
Herbstreit’s OSU #1 it’s Foldin’
Poor CaCa hopeful he’s peekin
Hidin’ under his couch n’ reekin’
2019’s Joe’s revenge so sweet
Joe we know you can’t be beat
Toss them bombs let em all eat
Not one Tiga fan sits in his seat
All knowin it’s their lifetime treat
Big games comin Oeaux knows
Pull Joe Dimes before 50 blows
Gators are done, subbin’ threes
Quarter 4 a Myles Show please
Now those pundits will hee n’ haw
Who plays where Dey Mardi Gras
Saban sold Baton Rouge complex
Cashing out before that Tiger Hex
Cuz Saban sees writin’ on da wall
Tigers crushing big teams n’ small
Aflac smiles soon turn to da frown
Brady Ballin’ Tigs comin to T-town
Sunday noon came after da game
AP polls would never be the same
25 1st place votes Old War Skule
Brady Ballin’ Tigs an NCAA jewel
P.S. —
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