No offense my friend, but if you were drinking beer and smoking on the field (even in N.O.), you were playing in some "sandlot" game. No official organized league would allow that. And that is where you will find real good pitchers.
Sandlot? Dude I was bagging fly balls and playing pepper when your mom was still feeding you applesauce and changing your crappy clothe diapers. In that City Park league we would play against firemen and cops. Are you telling me that these guys can’t hit the ball a mile and pitch fast? You are right about one thing we didn’t drink in the field only in the dugout but we did smoke in the outfield but not at third. There were no chicks playing in this game it was men. I guess you guys don't get Howard Stern but one time they had that hot blond softball pitcher on the show (I think she holds the record for most no no's in collage) and they made a bet that Arty Lang couldn’t hit one of her fastballs. If you don't know Arty Lang he is a big fat drunk cokehead comedian and he played some high school ball and let me just say that he drove her fastball right over her pretty little head. Again softball is LAME to watch. I think I would rather watch grand isle erode.