I really shouldn't be a creepy dirty old man about this .. . Except of course I am a creepy dirty old man.
I assume that building they're in is the band building - which helped screw up my parking spots near Kirby Smith??
I get offended when a girl calls me a creepy old man. I tell them they got me all wrong. I tell them that's it; it's over - this is the last time I'm gonna grope their ass in the Justin Bieber ticket line.
It took me decades to develop those standards, and by damn I'm going to use them. Every chance I get.
Ok here's an old one - 'Hot girl was at screaming at my door last night. So I did the right thing-- I let her out.'
