Are they charging for admission?

Just bring a bunch of one dollar bills

That and the shady van with blacked out windows.

Everybody say Happy Birthday to Meagan

Any of these ladies need a sugar daddy? TOPS $ getting tight. Let me know.

Can I pick out how I do that?

Told y'all Kiffin was nuts not to come here.

Is there a champagne room?

For those that missed the weekend festivities

Ya shoulda been there.

Let me select. I can decide on the winners on the casting couch.