Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it?

Somebody went to a whore house looked in the trash can full of jizzed filled rubbers and said there is a freaking gold mine right there.

The whole idea brings up a lot of questions that I would rather not know the answers to

i just learned that there exists a hybrid bear of polar and grizzly and it is in fact called a pizzly bear

There are 2 planes that follow Air Force 1 everywhere it goes and are always nearby when the president's plane is on the ground. They are called the Doomsday planes. They are fast enough to outrun the effects of a ground level nuclear blast.

The stick has been inducted into the toy hall of fame as one of the world's oldest toys

December 8th was Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode

Chuck Berry originally wrote and sang the lyric as
Where lived a colored boy named Johnny B Goode