The common housefly hums in the key of F.

Written out, the word almost is the longest word in the English language to have
all of it's letters in alphabetical order.

you need to double-check that

Go ahead. Be my guest.

The word oxymoron is an oxymoron. Derived from the ancient Greek, oxy means sharp and moros means stupid.

i put in sharp stupid this is one of the images Google gave me

Jake Gyllenhall

I thought that was taint

Could be Rex

Rex is not sharp

His head is pointed.