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tigerdro · Sep 15, 2008

captainpodnuh said: ↑

I'm not sure how you guys do math. If my wife gives me the boot, she gets her half and then half of my half. I've got nothing left but a TV and my season tickets (had both of these before we got married, hehe.)
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you may want to get those season tix in a buddy's name. a good friend of mine lost his season tix in a very messy divorce (even though he had them for over 10 years before he met her and she never went to a game). just saying.....

Tygrr · Sep 15, 2008

LoveLSU2007 said: ↑

My boyfriend was annoyingly stating this morning that LSU was just above MS in terms of being a "legit" program.
(it is too late to break up with him).

So, here are the stats for those of us who encounter the Gators who think everyone else is UF wannabes"

LSU is in FRONT of UF in terms of wins in the NCAA and in the SEC.

"LSU will enter the 2008 season with 693 victories, the 12th most in NCAA history, the 4th most of any SEC team. LSU will also enter the 2008 seaso with a .640 winning percentage. The l4th best in the NCAA and the 4th best in the SEC".

I will not give credit to the 1,2,3 in front of LSU.....

LSU is the only BCS school with two national championships.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.org

:geaux:

I sent this in an email to him.....giving him time to cool off.
I live in UF territory. Actually, in Tallahassee where I go to FSU. So, I hate UF. Too bad this guy is really great.....sigh.

I only started dating him because he was for LSU in the LSU championship game. A wolf in sheep's clothing.....
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Not only is LSU light years ahead of MS in terms of a legit program, LSU is also above and beyond UF. Let's not forget, UF only became relevant in the 90's. First NC won was in 1996. Your boyfriend is a joke.

LSU Rubi · Sep 15, 2008

CajunlostinCali said: ↑

Throw em in the boat. I will split the ends from the fence. :usaflagwa
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I am up for a golf and fishing trip!!

mindy · Sep 15, 2008

khounba said: ↑

I think that machine that creates black holes is starting to have it's effects.
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Oh my, this made me bust out laughing at my desk! Good thing I'm the last one in the lab tonight.

sugarlsu · Sep 15, 2008

Seriously, here is an unbiased site that has FL ranked 20, and LSU ranked 10 for all time football programs.

http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/rankings/all_time_team_rankings.php

If that doesn't shut him up, just point out that FL is not even the best program in their state! He will then break up with you...