Lance Armstrong

I knew if I tried hard enough I would finally tie lance for number of tour wins

 

it was a joke, but those are great shoes from what I hear.

 

oh you mean the races you competed in last night during sleep.
he definitely won those as well.

 

I love em.......

Win, should not be in your vocabulary considering the current state of your Fantasy Football team.

 

We are tied with zero tdf wins. And I am beatin him in marathons run, 2 to 1.

 

6 and 0 sound the same, i guess.

 

You are tied in marathons as well, he's run two......New York and Boston

 

i am running new york next week so i will take the lead.

homie, read the news, lance has been stripped of all of them. we both have zero.

 

He's running it as well, he'll be the guy 40 minutes in front of you good luck! What's your time goal? or do you have one?

 

i am not very fast. i was thinking this year i would run around 3:30, but alcoholism and leg and lung problems have tripped me up and i am gonna just jog along slowly, waving to my friends and drinking gatorade. will be happy with anything signficantly under 4 hours. will try for 3:25 or so next year.

i think lance ran new york in 3 hours even, so yeah, he would be home and napping before i finish. but also lance is banned by the USADA and probaly isnt even allowed to run and his prior results are void. chicago banned him outright.

now that i consider it, i would guess lance's prior results are void and he hasnt run either boston or chicago, according to the officials.