John Parker Wilson

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  1. TigerN.L.A.

    TigerN.L.A. Founding Member

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    JPW is supposedly a Hoover Legend.
    He's reportedly seen more tail than a public toilet seat.
    Also, he can drink a complete fifth of Jack Daniels at one sitting.
    And to top it off, he gets sixty dollar haircuts.
    The dude is phat.

    But he's still Tiger Bait.
     
  2. Lprimo

    Lprimo Pimpin Aint Easy

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    he's gonna need 2 5th's of IV's after Dorsey blows his doors off. He'll wake up Sun with pains and the sense of being Violated.
     
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  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    joe willie namath agrees yet would like a kiss.
     
  4. alextuscaloosa

    alextuscaloosa Founding Member

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    okay so you've sacked a qb's. They get sacked all the time. But each game of LSU's i've watched you haven't shaken em up. Even Cox's who is apt at getting shaken up if the wind blows too hard had a good game against yall. I'm just not buying into the gates of hell blowing open and LSU's defense come running out stuff i've been reading. But hey maybe its the bye week thats gotten to me.
     
  5. Proud Tiger

    Proud Tiger Founding Member

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    Cox gets shaken easily? Surely you jest. Cox has has some bad games but he is a tough dude. If you had really seen much football you would know that. Cox is currently rated higher in the latest SEC stats than Sara Jesica. Mote importantly, he owns bama
     
  6. alextuscaloosa

    alextuscaloosa Founding Member

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    the state game, the K State game, the Georgia game from last year. Cox is no great athlete, he's a good game manager, but if you get at him the leading receiver will be a DB for the other team. How many Aubbies were screaming for the back up after the first two games of the season?
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    almost as many as gumps calling for sjp to be benched.
     
  8. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    I agree. I wouldn't use "Sacks" as any indicator- We've only recored 9 sacks in the last 5 games.....that's not even two per game.

    Not only that, Cox didn't just have a good game, he was lights out....in Tiger Stadium.

    Last year, Wilson threw for 291 yards- in Tiger Stadium-22 of 35, over 300 yards passing and NO sacks....and it was a 21-14 game at the half. From what I remember, he looked pretty dam poised. I know numbers are just numbers but his are not bad, by a long shot, or Flynn's are not good:

    Matt Flynn 106 of 190 (55.8 % completion), 8 TD’s, 5 INT’s; QB rating: 120.4
    John Parker 173 of 299 (57.9% completion), 11 TD’s, 5 INT’s; QB rating: 119.4

    I hope I'm wrong but I see JP as a problem.
     
  9. aztiger

    aztiger Missing Crawfish & LSU

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    How does that work, he's completing at a higher %, more TD's, same # of picks yet MF has a higher rating?:huh: What did I miss?
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    if by lights out you mean 18 for 28 and 199 then I see your point.


    plus he was sacked twice.





    i think maybe you got one matt flynn confused with a gump or a barner.


    you should have that copy and pasting down from rivals.com by now.
     

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