Joe Dean

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  1. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be



    WOW someone put their tampon in their ******* this morning. Dont you just love it when the little dog comes into the yard running his mouth trying to impress the bigger dogs laying relaxing in the sun.

    Maybe there is some hidden meaning in his name, maybe it is code for "Ramah and OVD's love child" Not sure I'll get some of the guys in the code breaking unit here to work on it.
     
  2. BB

    BB Founding Member

    Why would Satan go to Indiana to give birth to his devil child?

    Since Auburn is the gateway to hell, I'd say there's a chance he was born there, but my money is on Hell.
     
  3. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Joe Dean was a very poor athletic director, but he was a damn good LSU basketball player in his day. And a pretty fair basketball TV announcer, too. He just never should have quit as a Converse executive and returned to LSU.
     
  4. HonoraryCoonass

    HonoraryCoonass Freshman

    Joe Dean:
    6'2"; 180 lbs
    New Albany, IN
    Played guard at LSU 1950-52
    Averaged 15.5 points per game over his career
    Not who I'd select to be my designated driver
     
  5. STRIPES

    STRIPES Founding Member

    Joe Dean info:

    *Height: 6'2" while staggering. 12 inches high while laying in gutter.
    *Weight: 190# while carrying a six-pack, weight w/o 6-pack is unknown.
    *Birthdate: long, long ago but exact date has been forgotten.
    *Birthplace: Originally born in Indiana but nowdays Joe springs to life at the nearest "watering hole".

    ADDITIONAL Joe Dean Info:

    *Some of Joe's Favorite Passtimes:

    (a)Trying to Jet-ski with his car on LSU lakes.
    (b)Playing "bump-cars" with Campus Police after running red lights.
    (c)Playing "hide and go seek" with Baton Rouge Police after playing "hit & run" in Southdowns area of Baton Rouge. (Joe stayed hidden for over 3 hours).
    (d)Watching those LSU Co-Eds while they are wearing those little shorts.
    Note: This passtime may be combined with "a" for extra excitement.
     
  6. cajdav1

    cajdav1 Soldiers are real hero's

    red I've read a little on him and he was evidentally a pretty good basketball player. However, I never liked him as an SEC announcer but that may have to do with my introduction to him being during the time of Pistol Pete. When Pete wasn't playing the games were so boring back then and Joe just seemed to blend in.
     
  7. WildcatMike

    WildcatMike Founding Member


    Classic! I was in Baton Rouge for half of those events. How could I forget the red light incident? I believe he was stumbling in the tennis center parking lot trying to weezle his way out of that one. :hihi:

    Best response I have seen on this board for sometime...I about spit up my Diet Pepsi all over on the keyboard when I read your memories on "Ol Joe Dean..."String Music" :rofl: :rofl:


    :geauxtige
     
  8. WildcatMike

    WildcatMike Founding Member

    One more thing, I believe the comment of the soccer team looking good in those shorts cost Joe his stay in the AD office...or at least pushed him out the door. Help me remember, did it cost him and the University a little cash out of court to settle for the comment?

    Those were the good "Ol days...Joe seemed to be finding himself in the news. It wasn't for the success in the athletic department if you know what I mean.
     
  9. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be


    Maybe he can hook up with Edwards people and run for govenor. I mean hell if Edwin can get elected after stealing everyones money Ole Joe should be able to get a little piece of the pie.
     
  10. mcmikel

    mcmikel Founding Member

    Bob Pettit made Joe Dean a good player. The LSU library used to have the Morning Advocate on mircofilm. Joe Dean cleaned up easy left overs from Pettit. Go read those glory Joe articles. Great insight...

    Joe Dean! Great evaluator of head coaching talent, master innovator of merchandising, humble human full of forgiveness... a what a great man! Just look: evidenced by his hiring of Hallman and DiNardo, his refusals to allow, "sized baseball caps" until after it was apparent it was a national trend, his taking full vengeance on the volleyball program because of court testimony in the Title IX case, and his pious posturing on his radio show.

    I wrote Joe a blistering letter after the 58-3 Florida debacle coupled with Hallman’s “putting on the maroon jersey” post-game comment. Joe wrote back and suggested we eat lunch and he would listen to my complaints. Apparently, this scared off critics before. I set the time and date with his office six times before he finally said he could not actually meet with every disgruntled LSU fan! String music, my backside. Why wasn't he ever charged with criminal malfeasance in office?
     

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