anything to keep from doing actual work. they arent stupid. Im guessing thats 3/4ths of the class. id love it too. while i slept.

You're really on a roll, aren't you? You sleep?

I slept through hs. Like a bauce. right now.

No doubt, this made your teachers happy. They couldn't handle a bauce like you, right now or WAY back then.

I often worked late. But I had to show up to hand out football cards. I was an enterprising fella.

May as well change the title of this one to I wish tirk was dead.