1. Impossible!!
  2. your sarcasm hurts bro
  3. Oh look tirk. She's feeling frisky.
  4. You mean like this?

    be quiet bitch
  5. Proper characters, but lacking in punctuation. It should be; B(capitalize the first letter of the sentence)e quiet, (comma) bitch! (exclamation point, or a period if you don't feel strongly about it)

    Here endeth the sarcasm lesson.:)