I Hate:

Rhode Island

 

You dont miss much I did spell island right grade me on the curve

 

I think you underestimate the pure numerical strength of hot cafe lattes and flip flops brah. Flinging hair bands like arrows that black out the sun. Just an army of bearded weak chins coming right at you with muscle shirts (which are meant for muscles) and hemp belts

 

Sounds like the makings of a Marvel action superhero movie.

MILLENNIAL MAN AND HIS MINIONS

 

They would hit the enemy with their man purses and threaten to get mildly upset with them.

 

Also, I hate dudes with man buns

 

Alabama.

 

It's worse in Bama it's mullets not buns

 

If you put a gun to my head and made me choose I would go with a mullet over a manbun. Or just let you shoot me.