they say **it rolls downhill........................:rofl:

LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU!

SabanFan------Your family sounds alot like mine.....Believe it or not, my grandmother married again (after outliving two husbands) when she was 82(?) 83(?). That ole bastid asked for a divorce about eight months later. She asked him why did he ever marry her if he didn't love her more than that. I mean, you can't blame youth, right? As I was moving her stuff back home, of course he wasn't there, I asked her the same question. She said, (I am not lying), "He said I had pretty legs." I was "SO PISSED." How can a man somewhere around 36/37 go "pick" a fight with a man that age who also just happens to have two badly arthiritic(sp?) hands? I said, "Mammaw!!! No way!! You're kidding right? Got to be too old.........." She said, "Son, they don't ever get too old!!!" EMBARRASSED ME TOO DEATH!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I forgot---plus "Your breath stinks." He was "Hard shelled Baptist. Had been all his life. Don't cuss. Don't drink. Don't show cleveage. Or ankles. Don't fart. etc, etc, etc. His "church" kicked him out. He had no reason to divorce her. And the whole church did.

Both of you guys should join my gammas bingo night at the pink house in Jefferson. You could probably score you dirty hound dogs! OOOWWWWW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SF! did you get that rascal I sent to you (Ya Know.... the chair you sit in and give it the gas. You can even bring it to walmart.) Just kidding. I hope that God will bless you with many more Birthdays.

OLD AGE

by: Crates

These shriveled sinews and this bending frame,
The workmanship of Time's strong hand proclaim;
Skilled to reverse whate'er the gods create,
And make that crooked which they fashion straight.
Hard choice for man, to die -- or else to be
That tottering, wretched, wrinkled thing you see:
Age then we all prefer; for age we pray,
And travel on to life's last, lingering day;
Then sinking slowly down from worse to worse,
Find heaven's extorted boon our greatest curse.

Happy Heinz to ya SF. :thumb:

Fo sho, I'm lookin' at 50 on Bourbon Street at year's end.

“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
— Satchel Paige

Happy Birthday young man...

I use that phrase loosely...

BUMP (from last year)

I didn't post on this last year for some reason, but Happy 58th Birthday to one of my favorite members of Tigerforums!