Quite the follow on twitter, she has a slutty side to her and I like it

If I were her, I’d never leave my room, much less be looking over a golf ball.

I’d do her on 1st green until police arrived or I got my balls ripped by a incoming well struck titleist ... She’s a real Schwinger!

Definitely a full riser on the Donkey scale!



On Mexican vacations, especially Todos Santos, beware of donkeys on the beach
Your woman may never look at you the same

Love me some Teri Garr in her prime. Got DAMN.

Hmmmm my shaft just got stiff

Ok I know how to send the LPGA ratings through the roof. Slutty babes playing in lingerie . Who cares they can't break 100?

Yeah, Great! What a great idea AND

Trump can line them all up the week after the 2020 landslide and have a televised party. They could do a Second & Third Impeachment Rump Shaka with Trump shout outs to Nancy Pelosi saying

BbbbbbbbbbWitch You’re Fired!

To which, all the girls go ballistic with boobs flying and John Phillip Sousa roaring in the background

What's not to like