Flying Mallards

Discussion in 'Sportsman's Paradise' started by LSUTiga, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    I'm sure you don't wear it well because you sound ripped, ruggedly handsome and undoubtedly couthful.....however my shirtless cut the grass every Friday "I do Crossfit" neighbor looks like 300lbs stuffed in a 5lb sack before he removes his shirt.......He asked me to work out/run with him the other day, unfortunately I had an emergency pedicure scheduled but totally not scheduled.
     
  2. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    I may be rugged and chivalrous.


    this uppity bitch I dated told me its not cutting the grass. its mowing the lawn. I said mind your own business.

    crossfit is p90x on steroids but i do dig those women who do the overhead squats. im too much of a pussy to do them.


    i dont understand the running together thing. I may go get a pedicure however.
     
  3. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

    Most women are impressed with my beer belly. :cool:
     
  4. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    Undoubtedly you are.......my point is all he does is take his shirt off and talk about how much he exercises but by lookin at him you wouldn't think he does......

    what about your avatars?
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james


    women talk about exercise a lot it seems. they feel the need to tell you they walked a mile on the treadmill as they are sucking down their 3rd beignet. diet is what, 80% of it all I think.

    most women need to socialize with things like that to stay motivated. I think thats why they have to talk about it.

    wait, maybe i need to stop overanalyzing women and work on myself.


    haha who am i kidding.
     
  6. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

    I get what I deserve !! :eek:
     
  7. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Doing very well.



    Good lord, sounds like you've dated some real winners.
     
  8. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

     
  9. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    I haven't dating any like that just generalize a lot of guys out there......none in here of course :)
     
  10. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    I'm calling bullshit on this one. ;)
     

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