Im not a liberal so I have a sense of humor. You, apparently, do not.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

You can't stroke a crowd like Trump. Leave it to the professionals.

Like the Dominion ballot rigging scam you “proved”. Wonder why no one claimed anything like that in court.

What rigging scam did I claim dipshit?

You guys are like women. I say A and your brain hears B....

I thought you said you had a sense of humor, smh

Trying too hard.

That joke was voted funniest joke of all time in a 2002 online poll

sourpuss

yep, you're a crab alright

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”