Nope, just a random thought, it's gotten 2 pages of replies though.

Rub a little chocolate on your hands and walk out like you are blind and watch them scatter lol. They'd evacuate quicker than they are now.

I blow it out regardless. You dont want to fuck around with your colon dude.

Elaine's revenge

Nothing worse than having to drop a deuce during halftime at the Superdome. What else can you do? I just walked out and said 'all your bro'.