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LaSalleAve · Sep 7, 2017

HoopHound said: ↑

Please tell me this question has not been keeping you up nights....
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Nope, just a random thought, it's gotten 2 pages of replies though.

LaSalleAve · Sep 7, 2017

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LSU @ Florida, 2000. Backstory: on the way home Sunday, as soon as we got into Baton Rouge, my Dad drove to the Oschner hospital on O'Neal Lane where I was treated for full-fledged Salmonella poisoning. Spend the night in the ER. I learned about Cipro before it became famous for treating Anthrax...

We spend that weekend tent-camping at Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park, south of Gainesville. As soon as we arrived on Friday afternoon I was nearly dehydrated. We got to our primitive camping spot and I, like a complete moron, opened the water spigot and drank several large glasses of water, without letting the water run for a considerable amount of time.

Everything was fine until just before gametime on Saturday. Stomach started rumbling and I headed to Ben Hill Griffin just a bit early. Totally destroyed a bathroom occupied by 20-30 Gator fans. They saw my purple & gold socks/shoes under the door of the bathroom stall, it was bad.
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Rub a little chocolate on your hands and walk out like you are blind and watch them scatter lol. They'd evacuate quicker than they are now.

Bengal B · Sep 7, 2017

LaSalleAve said: ↑

Rub a little chocolate on your hands and walk out like you are blind and watch them scatter lol. They'd evacuate quicker than they are now.
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LSUpride123 · Sep 7, 2017

LaSalleAve said: ↑

This one is for the dudes, maybe the females too, don't know what public bathroom etiquette is for ladies.

So, let's say you gotta drop a deuce. You don't wanna use the public bathroom but you don't have much choice. You're in a stall and a bunch of people come in. Do you wait until they leave before finishing up and leave the stall? Or do you just not give a shit (sans the one you actually gave) and walk out while people are still in bathroom washing their hands?
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I blow it out regardless. You dont want to fuck around with your colon dude.

Bengal B · Sep 7, 2017

Elaine's revenge

fanatic · Sep 10, 2017

Nothing worse than having to drop a deuce during halftime at the Superdome. What else can you do? I just walked out and said 'all your bro'.

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