If Obamahammad had a son he would look just like Akmed the clockinventor

try and be a little bit more creative, i know you have it in you.

I've been sick this week. Ever since the Sunday following the 11AM Syracuse game. I think the bartender spiked my bloody marys with a virus

terrible, feel better. sleep is the cure.

2 shots of an antibiotic and 1 steroid shot seems to have worked. I had flu like symptoms but not the flu. I would wake up every 15 minutes or so all night and then sleep all day. Doctor said it was a bronchial infection but it felt more fluish. Good news is he told me it is OK if I drink while watching the game Saturday

Yep, the way to cure a cold is to get it to turn into the flu, cause they can fix that.

Last time I really had the flu was January, 1996. I would have gladly paid somebody to shoot me. My doctor said he hasn't seen a real case of the flu yet this year. But I got a flu shot now.

I haven't taken a flu shot since I left the military. Haven't had the flu ever. I think the government is sneaking some sort of sneaky stuff into the flu shots. Its a conspiracy.

I had one on Tuesday!