Why the hell didn't I just go to LSU?

"Son of Jor-El, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

Oooooh Nooooooo, poor wittle grasshopper............Why didn't you move????!!!!!!

What the hell does Hotty Toddy mean?"

I coulda' been a punter !

Where my tight end? I want sex now!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhh...... hmmmmm.... now where did I put my balls?

The closets thing to holding the Heisman that Eli will experience.

That right there is your hotty toddy.

"This is what I am going to do those LSU NC hopes,First I will been them over like this,then I will ram it home like this"