1. http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Oh my, lump in the bed
    How I've missed you.
    Roses are redder
    Bluer am I
    Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
    The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
    Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
    The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
    Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

    This is not a joke...
  2. Well, you suck at poetry (and humor). Want to try something else?
  3. Does the fact that his wife was moved to let the free world in on the fact that her husband cared so much about her that he penned a quick, light hearted, silly little poem to welcome her home mean something-ANYTHING-about President Bush?

    Geezus...How is this news?
  4. How dare you criticize the president's poetry-making abilities at such a critical time for our nation! We are at war! Support the president you liberal commie!
  5. He is the leader of the free world and we should gain insight from his every action.

    The Uncompromising Patriot,
    Jerry
  6. Holy Cow Jerry! I am a big supporter of GWB and most of what he has done to take the war on terrorism to the enemy's home field but if he wants to write bad poetry he is on his own as far as thats concerned