Auburn Jokes..

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ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
Helicopter in front of the White House, he was
Carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These
are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
Salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, Sir.

 

Here's what the Auburn diploma will get you:

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=DP&Date=20070215&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=702150810&Ref=PH&Profile=1069&Params=Itemnr=3

 

Caption for that picture...

"Members of a Narcotics Unit from the Escambia County Sheriff's Department detain individuals at a home on X Street in Brownsville Thursday after raiding the home with a warrant to arrest them for selling drugs."

Seems only logical to be selling drugs there, doesn't it?

 

Did you notice the guy on the front porch proudly displaying the Burnt Orange and Navy Blue?

 

Where is Brownsville and what does it have to do with Auburn?

 

One of your grads is sitting on the front porch with an Auburn shirt on (see link).

 

He was the undercover guy in the sting:grin:

 

And wore the Auburn shirt to be sure he looked dumb enough to fit in with them people.:thumb:

 

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