Auburn Joke

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by tygertail, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

    Maybe he meant it tongue-in-cheeck since tirk is always Mr. Quickdraw McGraw with the funny pictures?
     
  2. TigrinumMajor

    TigrinumMajor Founding Member

    10-2 over the past twelve years against the Rebs. What's the Bayou Bengals' record?

    Pick out one piece of a game from two years ago and think that proves a point?

    Come on, you guys are better than this, especially you, dhead...
     
  3. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

    What the hell are you talking about? Shut up.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
    graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are
    to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
    asked if she has any last words. She says, I just graduated from
    Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
    immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and
    release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words,
    "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
    power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all
    immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from
    Auburn University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
     
  5. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    dhead is the hands down biggest Auburn hater on this forum. I wouldn't go there.
    Besides, most of those Auburn wins over Ole Miss came against the Tubmeister.
     
  6. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

    Ohhhhhhh...tou-frickin'-che'!!!:D

    Nice one, SF.
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james


    buddy spongy told this joke on his show today. i heard it while i was jogging with my headset. im assuming as much as he claims the internet and posters have no credibility....he uses tygertail as his writer.

    how can an anonymous caller have credibility anymore or less than a poster here.
     
  8. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    This joke has been around for years with many school's names used. I first heard it as an Aggie joke.

    Its still funny.
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james


    so have i, hence the coincidence its told the very same day with the same team kinda odd dontcha think.
     
  10. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

    Auburn Joke. Isn't that redundant?
     

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