You Know it's football season when: You start diagramming plays everywhere you shouldn't Your summer tan has reached its peak Construction begins on all roads leading to the stadium Temperature and Humidity exceed 90 You start checking tailgate menus and recipes Hurricane season has arrived You wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming you lost your season tickets You are informed by your boss that you will be out of town on business on the night of the home opener. You invest a paycheck on tailgating supplies You see tiger paws where there are no tiger paws Your favorite CD is the Marching Band. (We all have this one stashed under the seat) The ticket office has your number on call block because you call so many times asking "where are my tickets??' You have people calling to lay claim to any extra tickets you might have You get nasty looks at church when you accidentally ended your prayer with HIKE instead of amen. Without thinking you tackle your wife and then start trash talking There is a feeling in the air ( Some people will testify to this) You suddenly realize that your NEW game day apparel isn't new anymore You spend all day tearing everything up trying to find that car flag Rival fans seem to annoy you a little bit more A countdown to kickoff clock appears on your homepage.
