You're not going to thank all the "little people" who made it all possible?

Why don't you open one? Or better yet, a flying school for Muslims. Give them a discount if they don't want to learn how to land the plane :eek:

So Gurley only got about 85 cents per item. He got ripped off

I just had the Hillary special at KFC: two small breasts, two fat thighs and a left wing

He did not have sexual relations with that woman

There are people who are just as good at picking winners as savvy stock investors are at picking the right stock. Too bad I'm not one of them

Alama mater. Sounds like a freudian slip indicating a deep seated love for Alabama and Nick Saban. While it's called purple and gold unless you...

Unlike Jadaveon Clowney

He came a long way from double secret probation

Sucks for the fans, sucks for the team but doesn't suck all that much for Gurley. Sure, it could cost him the Heisman but he is already assured...

Against Rice. Based on that and comparing how much Gurley got, how much Manziel probably got, and the quality of the opponents and the relative...

You are talking to deaf ears. Some people will follow the purple and canary yellow brick road until they fall off the edge of the world

Sometimes Girls Just Wanna Have Fun [MEDIA]

I like tacos

James Brown told David Letterman he had just been in Miami and Letterman asked him if he had been working on his tan. The studio audience and the...

I feel like I just left the sleaziest strip club I've ever been to Reddit too. I found a great boob site there one time

Not yet. was in 2012 about a month before the Bama game

Nothing more than feelings [MEDIA]

That's debatable. There was no DNA testing then.

I even dated Eve before she met Adam. I took her to a homecoming dance and she didn't have a thing to wear