Best days: When my daughters were born. Worst day: When my older daughter had a grand mal epileptic seizure.
Poetry? "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep/But I have promises to keep/And Miles to geaux before I sleep/And Miles to geaux before I sleep."
"I would walk 500 Miles, and I would walk 500 more..."
Okay, so it's more about fantasizing about someone hotter than the one you're with?
My 8-year-old is wearing her Stanford t-shirt today. The front reads, "Fear the Tree."
Isn't Miles 3-4 with Saban? I'm fuzzy; I could be wrong.
Have you ever heard of the serenity prayer? Embrace it, live it.
I'm on a pain pill, post root canal, right now. And I enjoyed the nitrous oxide during the procedure very much.
Not often, Tirk. Half the time. I can accept "half of the time" with the "greatest of all time" on the other sideline. We're going to even...
You two must've been separated at birth or something.
No, dude. I don't even wear that anymore after we lost to Bama last year.
Hell, no. I'd probably shoot myself (or my hunting partner) in the foot. When I chaperoned a three-day fifth grade camp for my daughter, we had...
He's going to be playing in The Longest Yard if he isn't careful.
And ESPN3, I believe. That's some bad football watching on my shitty laptop, but I guess it's better than no football at all.
See! You're also to blame. You know you're supposed to wear white jerseys for SEC games--save the purple for Furman. I still won't wear the...
And if he'd gone to Alabama, people would've bitched.
Does the truth hurt, Tirk?
Damn, dude... ETA: I just read his tweets from the OM game. Shut the hell up when your arrested ass is benched.
Thanks for the loss, MM! That and my rum being stolen are the actual causes--not the interceptions or the clock mismanagement or the shitty defense.
So, you honestly can say that it isn't like the person that pines for the person who left them? I think it is. Is that pathetic? Yes.
