Guys should never, ever wear short shorts.

Baseball pants are hot.

We watch enough football that those airbrushed pretty boys won't cut it, right?

So, I can still see Bama as a huge showdown. What are your thoughts on Ole Miss? I watched their game yesterday, and they got straight-up...

We also threw a couple of passes on those drives--unsuccessfully, though. Florida definitely manned up on offense and defense in the 2nd half....

So, you predicted 4 losses before the season. Were AU, Florida, perhaps even SC on your list of possible losses? You don't still think we'll...

He doesn't need jinxing. He's bad enough at returning punts all on his own...

I had just said I get nervous every time Tre White goes out there as punt returner when he muffed that one.

A & M doesn't scare me. They are pretenders.

But wasn't it great to see a return of the Mad Hatter?

And Fournette will run for 10 miles against A & M. The best defense for us this year is our offense keeping other offenses on the sidelines.

Regarding the more conservative playcalling in the 2nd half, I thought it had more to do with the lousy field position we had the whole quarter...

I'm not sure. I was pretty sure that A & M was seriously overrated, and that showed itself yesterday. Alabama lost to Ole Miss, who lost badly...

Is he filming a movie down there? But the real question is: was he pulling for LSU or Florida?

Unfortunately, yes.

No, he is not. Dammit.

All I know is that I will feel much better about tonight if I turn on the A & M/Bama game and see 'ol Bugeyed Ritter at THAT game. Otherwise,...

I'm with you right there!

It hasn't been too bad, though the first day or two had me feeling kinda low. But I'm 30 years younger than your MIL, so that could certainly...

God, no! I was a cheerleader, not a jock.