Keep us posted. How scary for your daughter!

What part of NYC is it?

Perhaps, but more times than not, I feel like he backs it up.

I think we have what we need. How will this play out as the season goes on, guys?

I don't think anyone will ever compare to Mathieu. He was a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. Regardless, I like good athletes who are a little cocky.

Yeah, I think I'd remember that. Sadly...

The Honey Badger was a showboat, too. That's how some of the best athletes roll. It's called swagger.

I shudder at the thought of you knowing that much about a circle jerk. The "pivot point"? Wtf?

The WORST of Baton Rouge's tragic summer was Sterling being shot? Give me a freaking break...

Ask the Falcons about him. Ask Arkansas about him. Ask Skip Bertman about him. He could have been the LSU coach in '04, but he apparently is a...

He probably has one of those, too.

And he is certainly not hot.

The affair is the least of his character issues. I want to win, but I don't want to have to pull for a douche.

No, just no...

My older daughter was 3 at the time, and I can remember her ranting about the game, repeating, "Nick Saban doesn't care!" No, sweetie, he didn't...

Most overrated coach...ever...

With the playoffs, it doesn't even matter anymore if anyone has one loss.

I think he did...

You bet it is...

Well, I'm not quite sure what all I said then, but I'm feeling no pain halfway into my 32 oz. cup of wine.