Don Castavez

I shoulda learned to play the guitar; I shoulda learned to play them drums

'Shoot low, boys. They ridin' Shetlands!'

If you're a Golden Girl,call me

OHHHhhhhh CAN uh duhhhhhhhh!

And then there's that

Qb? we don't need no stinkin' qb!

It's not the heat- it's the stupidity

And our new quarterback is......???

Ground control to Major Tom...

It's good to be the Santa