I'll have to root for USC. If there were more Trojans in Alabama there would be fewer gumps.

If it happens I will say congrats and see you next year. You prissy britches got ya damn thong on backwards. Awful tender for having just won the NC.

#outbackgiftcards

Folks is just bitter cause terry won't come and eat his crow. Damn thing is starting to rot and the stinch is something fierce, but we're holding that bitch anyways, cause it's all his. You get his beating by proxy and though it may not seem fair, stems from losing a lot, a lot.

Gotta say tho, damn nice not having to stare down a known loss in November. I'm just fine with things being competitive and not losing the damn game before it's even played. And tho feelings might not be mutual, we might just surprise some folks, just like we surprised EVERYONE this year. Feels good to run the table without having to make excuses, yunno

Same could be said for you gumps. How many losses in a row to LSU before yall callin for garden gnomes head and throwin bricks thru his window? Vegas has the line set at 4. Im taking the under.

Says the group that talks shit and disappears for months.

Look guys, I get a stipend from someone on here to come and poke the hornets nest with a stick. See y’all again real soon now, ye hear?

We know. Bama is a 1 sport school.