Well we're even cause I can't imagine crabbing with Nootch. Yeah me too. My dad used to always say, "You only put ketchup on things that don't taste good" and I'd tell him, "UNLESS you like the taste of ketchup." I like a sprinkle of green onions too. I have some in my garden that are a very small circumference variety and not BIG ol pieces. Important to me cause I like my scrambled eggs in one or two pieces. Right before it gets solid I'll mash on it with the spatula and make it solid rather than a bunch of broken up peices. Putting onions, etc. hampers this if they're not small. As for the mayo, my wife brought the kids up eating it with cucumbers and it kills me. I always ate them with vinegar, salt and black pepper.
Ketchup on scrambled yes, mayo not on scrambled. Now if I make a fried egg sammy you can bet your sweet ass there will be some mayo on the bread as well as a few squirts of tabasco. As for nootch, he is a pretty good fella, at least he used to be until he went benedict arnold on us. I'd still go crabbing with him though. no one is safe sorry bro
You'll eat 'em however blondie fixes 'em which is most likely in a McDonald's bag. I hate to say it but I miss that lil phucker. Was hoping that would flush him. I now know he doesn't read here cause he ego could not take that without firing back. If grad turns his back or if he breaks his chain he may show up during the season. He is a sneaky lil bastard.