We come to chew gum n make Saban Beg America for two ass whippings from the LSU Tigers

A Tale of Retribution
by Ramah

Tigerforums Chillrens one and all
Minger retires after this Final Fall
Tiga nation on edge all wanna see
Shorty da man set da chained free

Birth of that genius Shorty da man
He can’t beat Alabama, no one can
Give him the choice he gonna Pass
Back off that line, CEH up your ass

When teams gets this talent loaded
DC’s Brains are gonna be imploded
Tryin’ to stop Gridiron routs in Fall
After Shorty makes the Perfect Call

Touchdowns will Light up that sky
Tuscaloosa scoreboards sittin high
Shorty’s just lettin those passes fly
Saban yell at Pete Golding and sigh

Joe Burrow’s Heisman, all can see
Tua Tagovailoa hobblin’ in misery
The First Quarter comes to an end
Ten zip Tigers, LSU’s in command

Much ado Tigers AP Number One
It’ll be settled before a setting sun
Second Quarter roarin Saban fury
Tiger Dee holdin’ is Nicky’s worry

Ten Three Tigers a field goal made
Gumptard Elephant noises played
Joe gets a chance and two minutes
Pushing that Tide Dee to its Limits

Joe working hard time running low
Ja’Marr Chase deals the death blow
The Bandwagon’s loaded all can see
Shorty the man set the Chained free

Evil Dwarf down seventeen to three
Tide feeling his locker room Misery
Tigers Chained the last Eight Years
A Tide Comeback a sum of all fears

A Tiger locker room still and quiet
Joe n Shorty plan the 2nd half riot
Their gameplan is to hit Overdrive
No Tide playas leave T-Town alive

Drives ending as Bama hopes fade
Tua benched as his ankle’s played
80,000 Alabama Heads are down
Saban donnin a permanent frown

LSU roaring to end Quarter three
Thirty-one to three is Tide misery
Heisman Joe Bootie Fingers Four
Tigers are ready to slam that door

A desperate Tide scores to get ten
They playin elephant noises again
But it’s all over n America can see
No path for a Little Nicky Victory

Saban screamin Oh what a Show
An LSU 50 yard FG a death blow
Bammers score a sixteenth point
Going for two just blows the joint

Thirty-four Eighteen giving Hope
The fierce LSU Dee just says nope
Thirty-four sixteen’s now da score
Joe Bootie lookin to close da door

Touchdown LSU no elephant play
LSU Tigers have just won the Day
Forty-one sixteen fans they adore
Heisman Joe Bootie that’s fo sure

Three minutes left fo Bama Pride
Saban screams they going off side
Tiny Tua comes in da Tiger Jungle
LSU Dee sacks him what a Bungle

Ball is down on Bama thirty-three
CEH up the gut for five then three
Third and two, Tigers run it again
Bama’s Pride stops em what a Sin

Fourth and a foot on twenty-three
Cade York trots out to seal victory
One swing of a foot it’s forty-four
Time runs out and the Tigers roar

Forty-four sixteen, O what a game
Same score to bring Clemson fame
Joe’s doin a Smoker cigars are out
Cheerleaders kissing him all about

Presser lappin’ up everything LSU
Saban doesn’t know what to Spew
Saban starts to say real weird stuff
The Press are killers n call his bluff

“Poor Tua” Saban goes to campaign
Tua deserves the playoff not a stain
He fought on this day courageously
He must have a chance, can’t u see

Tua today was playin at 60 per cent
In another month he’ll pay the rent
In 2 more months he beats up LSU
Give us a chance it’s just right to do

Press ain’t buyin’ they on to Oeaux
His sly Cajun smile steals the show
He takes a page outta Victory Dabo
Only one way up one way to Geaux

Oeaux gives all da praise to his staff
He’s got tons ready n makes em laff
Praising the Minger n Joe Brady too
And Dave Aranda’s Day at Bama zoo

Oeaux went funny bout Bama jungle
Tider Elephant noises n Tider Bungle
He said there’s no place like the SEC
That’s where Football’s Best you see

He put a hand on top Joe’s shoulder
Told them all dat he ain’t see bolder
He told them all of a great American
He told his tale about Joey Heisman

The press gobbled up every last drop
Asked Oeaux about his playoffs stop
Ole Miss Arkansas and TAMU await
This is the SEC and they’re Tiger Bait

We gonna take em one game at a time
Our Goals in front n’ we hit our prime
Ole Miss’ gonna set their Oxford Trap
We comin there hungry, we won’t fap

Two games at home finish our season
Arkansas and TAMU our only Reason
Perhaps then we can earn Atlanta Trip
N hang it on da Gators button their lip

We will enjoy the win for just one day
Then we’ll get ready for Ole Miss play
There’s one more thing that I’ll tell U
There’s no better time to come to LSU
Geaux Tigers

 

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The check's in the mail.

 

Waaaayyy too much free time on your hands.

 

You’re off the hook ...

You Tiders are so Pathetic...

Keep your fucking buck and buy chewing gum to watch LSU stomp the elephant shit outta u

 

I’d rather send you the dollar. However, it’s not over and should Bama come back I will want mine.

 

Congratulations. PM me your address

 

Keep your dollar ... You ain’t getting my address

Write Ramah won 46-41 on a dollar and send me a pic

 

My name and address is:

Iwanna Killtrump
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
37188

 

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