So far, this thread has produced... Nuthin. So I'm gonna take Kyles solution and master it to something pretty damn awesome. Then I'm gonna show it to you. And crush your soul.
I cooked for my church last night. Getting our Wed night dinners going again after about a 20 year hiatus. Menu was baked chicken, stewed okra, and squash casserole. Tuesday evening I went to the garden and picked the okra and squash. Tomatoes for the okra were canned from the garden. Just thinking about the OP, I could have put the chicken into the okra. Would have kicked it up a bit.
Same way you bruise an ego....remove it's appendages and leave it with no pride. You know, like killing a saggy-balled big cat and cuting off it's head.