I saw that, some pretty wild shit. I wonder how they got the damn thing in the first place.

It might have been pawned by Ahab the Arab.

Well of course, why didn't I think of that.

I was driving past a Goodwill today and I thought of that. I wanted to go in and ask where they kept the grenade launchers but then I thought better of it.

This didn't happen in Florida but it shpuld have.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/1...police-say.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true

"Go granny, go granny, go granny go." The real little old lady from Pasadena finally got caught...


http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/02/kingpin_granny_arrested_in_dru.html#incart_2box

People are so disgusting. Can you imagine being trapped in a cylindrical tube 30,000 feet in the air and Frankie the fat ass Farter letting go of rotten egg farts? I'd be ready to fight too.

I can't talk now. Just have time to finish my 4th helping of beans before I board my 18 hour flight to Australia.

Don't forget the onion rings. Everyone needs essential oils.