New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Q, Why are hurricanes named after women?
    A. When they come the are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car.
     
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  2. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
     
  3. APPTiger

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    The difference between a social drinker and a socialist drinker....
    The socialist drinker only drinks when someone else is paying

    Kid says to father, When I grow up I want to be a socialist.
    Father says pick one, you can't do both.
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    a kid's talking to a guidance counselor,.. "Johny, where do you see yourself in five years?"
    kid takes out phone,.. "Siri,. where do I see myself in five years?"
     
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  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    not your best work Duck
     
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Maybe he is a sit down comedian
     
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    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    true, it struck me funny
     
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    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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  10. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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