Most annoying things in college football

Amen to Lou Blubbering so fast, that his words sound like Ozzy on crack. Somebody put a Bib on Holtz before he drools into his mic, and electrocutes himself.

 

I'll have to double check, but I'm 100% sure that the Atlanta Braves fans stole this from FSU. It was supposed to be a tribute to Deon Sanders when he started playing for the Braves, then pop culture led a lot of people to believe this actually belonged to the braves before it was with FSU.

I can 100% remember in 1989, I had a buddy going off to FSU and they had done it for a few years already....

Just makes me hate Braves fans even more...lol

 

In no particular order:

Lou Holtz

Rocky Top

The Chomp

The average Tulane/LaTech/ULL fan's obsession with LSU

Alabama in general

Auburn's eighty seven or so mascots. Chose one, dammit!

Celebrations when making a good defensive play on first down (worse than being cocky, it invites bad gris gris and makes you look like a moron when the other team burns you for a TD on the very next play).

Day games.

Auburn's mangy-looking Tiger costume.

Hook 'em horns.



I have to admit that Arkansas's Sooee Pig, or Whooo Pig, or whatever does not annoy me. I see it as their taking pride in their hillbillyness, and I think that's cool!

 

I'll have to double check, but I'm 100% sure that the Atlanta Braves fans stole this from FSU. It was supposed to be a tribute to Deon Sanders when he started playing for the Braves, then pop culture led a lot of people to believe this actually belonged to the braves before it was with FSU.

I can 100% remember in 1989, I had a buddy going off to FSU and they had done it for a few years already....

Just makes me hate Braves fans even more...lol

Deon actually started the Braves Chop when he played for the Braves. He got out of the dugout and started to do it during a tight game one evening and now you know the rest of the story. I would not call it stolen because an FSU player started it for them.
Back to topic.
I don't hate it but I think it is funny that the A&M fans say Howdy to each other.
I think it is sad that they built a scoreboard for the graves of their dead dogs because they added on to their stadium and it blocked the view from the pet cemetary.
I do not like the Elephant noise they play at Bryant Denny when they make a good play. It sounds like a hurt bird.

 

I agree 100% on that one. Alabama, Auburn, Florida, UGA... they all do it. That's probably the lamest chant in college football.

 

...eons above 2 bits, 4 bits...

 

I dont know if anyone posted this....

Why do so many schools play the Star Wars song? Not the opening song, but the one with the bad guys (the death march? death star?) I dont know the name. Why does Auburn play it when the other teams offense is in their territory and is 3rd and 1 (or at least close to making a first down)? This makes no sense to me. We're going to score and you're playing some "intimidating" song. Why?

Also- Fla, Auburn and Bama play that dahdahduhnuhnuhnah song. I have no other way to describe it other than that. You know the one. They all freaking play it. It's all you hear! It gets into your head and wont leave. Not because it's cool, not because it's scary...because they all play it. Three weeks in a row of that crap. I. hate. it.

The Gator chomp is stupid. Roll Tide is really stupid. Hotty Toddy is off the charts dumb. The Irish guy mascot is really bad.

:lsup: has the best band, the coolest songs (the new "talking out the side of your neck" song is awesome!), and the best pregame song. It rules.

 

Speaking of the Imperial March you are... man I am a nerd!!! :thumb:

 

Add that to my list too!!!! Its especially annoying when the Gaytors do it! I always call it the Jaws song. Don't they play it on jaws before the shark attacks??? I bet Tebow plays it before Joiner..aww nevermind I'm not even going there! :hihi:

 

I kind of like it, but I couldnt take it three weeks in a row.

I would like to add anything duke fans have done in the past and everything they will do in the future. Oh look, Im a duke fan, I dress up like wheres waldo and frolic on a pogo stick inside of a mildew-infested 800 seat church.

What fags.