Everybody has their favorites. I'll get it started with a few of mine. 1. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, that gasoline smell. It smells like . . . victory." (Robert Duvall as Col. Kilgore in Apocalypse Now) 2. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" (Humphrey Bogart as Rick in Casablanca) 3. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" (Mandy Patinkin as Montoya in The Princess Bride) 4. "What we have here . . . is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin as the Captain in Cool Hand Luke) 5. "Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever takes sides against the family again. Ever." (Al Pacino as Michael in The Godfather) 6. "I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I wave my private parts at your aunties. Now go away before I taunt-a you again!" (John Cleese as the French Soldier in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) 7. "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." (John Wayne as John Bernard Books in The Shootist) 8. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" (Peter Sellers as The President in Dr. Strangelove)
Is it twue what they say about you people? Ohhhhh, it's twue, it's twue. - The Teutonic Titwillow (Madeline Kahn), Blazing Saddles
Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is.... "asphinctersayswhat". Arcade owner: What? Wayne Campbell: Exactly. Mike Meyers, Wayne's World.
"Say hello to my little friend." - Tony Montana in Scarface Dirty Harry - "We just can't let you get away with that." Bad Guy - "What you mean we, sucka?" Dirty Harry - "Me, Smith and Wesson."
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights. ( Kevin Costner as Crash Davis.....Bull Durham) Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it! ( Cheech....From Dusk to Dawn) A man like Johnny Ringo's got this big ol empty hole in him, and he can never kill enough or hurt enough to fill it. What's he want? Revenge. For what? For being born. ( Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone) Say Mr. Beefy! Say it! Say it! Mr. Beefy And...I love you. ( Bulldog from Little Nicky)
