I hate it when women start a statement with "no offense..." If you start a sentence with that, the recipient is GOING to be offended--bet on it. It was like the time a B**** who was married to a friend of my husband's said, "No offense, but it you ever want a job in the real world (I'm a teacher, by the way), you'll have to cut your hair because no one in the real world takes a woman with long hair seriously." We were standing next to another friend's wife, a long-haired attorney. I can't keep my middle-schoolers (honors students or otherwise) from peppering every speech in class with "like." I'm sick and tired of people chatting on cell phones everywhere I look--stores, restaurants, movie theaters, you name it. I really don't want to hear everyone's one-sided conversations. It's making the noisy world even noisier, and the only place I like deafening noise is at any LSU athletic function.
I hate that I have to wait damn near 3.5 months for the UNT game. And I REALLY hate that 9/10 I'll probably be working.
When I am going through an intersection on the green light, I hate people who are on the cross street that turn right in front of me. Idiots! Right turn on red is only when no one is coming!! I hate fat people that sit down next to me on an airplane and encroach into my seat. One of these days I am going to tell them that I paid for the seat for me, not for them. (I almost did today, but my husband read my mind and stopped me.)
Be careful, they could be nuns. I hate it that nuns are now wearing the lesbian uniform. I liked it better when a nun looked like a nun.